Saturday, May 21, 2011

Kenny Rogers is in the 5th Dimension!

Kenny Rogers RISE!
Almost as soon as we had taken off I went up to check on Steven to make sure not only could he fly a plane but he indeed knew where we were headed.
During the course of our conversation Steven revealed to me that he was not Steven Seagal but a trans dimensional doppelganger! An ASSASSIN! He must be after Weems! Why did Nathan not detect this? So many questions!!!

Before either of us could react a familiar figure kicked in the door! KENNY ROGERS! A familiar nauseous feeling came over me rendering more useless than I already was. Time seemed to stand still but my mind raced-- my actions seemed to rubber band as I attempted to regain my foot hold but found myself exactly where I was just seconds before.

A cold sweat overtook me as I lost consciousness but as I awoke I was under the shade of an ancient oak tree with Dr. Weems and Kenny Rogers stood over me. Kenny then informed me that he had always been in the 5th dimension and not in the band Kenny Rogers and the 5th dimension BUT Kenny Rogers IN the 5th dimension!
No time for this -- we must gather supplies and regroup!

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