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MAGGOT |
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Maggot in the mouth of madness!
Guardian of the Great Muratta
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Guardian of the Great Muratta |
Golden were the truths rolled off the lips and tongue of the blessed divine!
"He who seeks the apple will find all that can't be found nor possessed! And With that your journey must end"
"I must have seen at least one million flies this day, blessed are those that squint!"
"You can't rip the skin off the Snake! The Snake must molt the skin! That's the rate that it must happen! Do not tell me that you are, be that which Weems holds in high regard"
"One cannot hold all the water in the palm of ones hands, the soul contains the ocean of eternity"
"Place yourself in the hands of the Great Muratta, Glory to the Great Muratta in the highest! Trust the will of Muratta"
Waking suddenly the first thought I had was that if this "Muratta" was indeed so great why would it need a Guardian such as this!?
Weems must be informed of this visitor and we must be on the road by sun up!
Saturday, May 28, 2011
The Magistar of the Cultus Sabbati!!!

Vama-marga!
- And he shall separate them one from another,
- as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats.
- And he shall set the sheep on his right,
- but the goats on his left.
- —Mathew 25: 32-33
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Kenny Rogers is in the 5th Dimension!
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Kenny Rogers RISE! |
During the course of our conversation Steven revealed to me that he was not Steven Seagal but a trans dimensional doppelganger! An ASSASSIN! He must be after Weems! Why did Nathan not detect this? So many questions!!!
Before either of us could react a familiar figure kicked in the door! KENNY ROGERS! A familiar nauseous feeling came over me rendering more useless than I already was. Time seemed to stand still but my mind raced-- my actions seemed to rubber band as I attempted to regain my foot hold but found myself exactly where I was just seconds before.
A cold sweat overtook me as I lost consciousness but as I awoke I was under the shade of an ancient oak tree with Dr. Weems and Kenny Rogers stood over me. Kenny then informed me that he had always been in the 5th dimension and not in the band Kenny Rogers and the 5th dimension BUT Kenny Rogers IN the 5th dimension!
No time for this -- we must gather supplies and regroup!
Friday, May 13, 2011
HOLY SMOKES! STEVE STOLE A PLANE!
RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
Sunday, November 7, 2010
He's not all there man!

He must be trying to tell us something!
Weems no longer speaks to us in the words of Man but of beasts. Light whimpers or low growls mostly.
Tomorrow I must get the team together and make preparations to find this Eridu. I might have to call in my favor with the production staff at A&E to get in touch with Steven Seagal he will prove very valuable on this epic of journeys!
Our lady of seven sorrows, Mother of mourning, precious lich...

Door slowly opened cautiously awaiting what could lurk beyond the shadows of the open air.
"Weem is ALIVE!?"
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Meat Visions From the Stars!

The words HUNGER stings my mind to this day! Could it be a message of spiritual salvation from a strange and alien god hell bent on the corruptions of my innards OR an attempt of possession by a cosmic and sinister force once again hell bent on the corruption of my innards?
Staggering...
Clutching...
In a sweaty near tantric motion I move to where I hear Weems dictating his memoires into a small radio shack Dictaphone or chanting the sacred rites of some bizarre ritual to Urkku?
Urkku? Where have I heard that before?
"Mugggath! Ur-Buloch, Arrrgghh Nofomathu!"
What madness have you caused us Weems! Are you mad with resurrection sickness?
With that Weem's calmed and recovered his monotone monolog. Tomorrow I must inform Bixby of this strange behavior and research this Urkku Weems speaks of.
Now I must exorcise this quest burrito before I too fall under this Urkku's spell.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
30 gigs of Ram and a coffee filter!

Nathan is exhausted and I have ordered him to his quarters for some well deserved rest. Weems is not only once again among friends and safe but dispatches a mean cup of Joe!
Tomorrow I will start to design a device that should get the spirit of Weems into the host body we collected earlier today.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Dr. Weems speaks from beyond the grave!

Immediately Nathan and I made arrangements to head back to South America.
We must hurry if we are to rescue our compatriot!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Dr. Weems update!

According to missionaries operating in the area his urn washed ashore and with the local customs his "Husk" was regenerated and converted into a Bong of Biblical proportions.
We most likely will never see Poor Dr. Weems again.
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