Saturday, July 3, 2010

Meat Visions From the Stars!

Late at night feeling the calls of my quest burrito I awoke from meat visions from beyond the stars!

The words HUNGER stings my mind to this day! Could it be a message of spiritual salvation from a strange and alien god hell bent on the corruptions of my innards OR an attempt of possession by a cosmic and sinister force once again hell bent on the corruption of my innards?

Staggering...

Clutching...

In a sweaty near tantric motion I move to where I hear Weems dictating his memoires into a small radio shack Dictaphone or chanting the sacred rites of some bizarre ritual to Urkku?

Urkku? Where have I heard that before?

"Mugggath! Ur-Buloch, Arrrgghh Nofomathu!"

What madness have you caused us Weems! Are you mad with resurrection sickness?

With that Weem's calmed and recovered his monotone monolog. Tomorrow I must inform Bixby of this strange behavior and research this Urkku Weems speaks of.

Now I must exorcise this quest burrito before I too fall under this Urkku's spell.