Dr. Weems update!

It appears that the remains of our beloved Dr. Weems have fallen into the hands of an Aboriginal Hill Tribe known as the Asmat.

According to missionaries operating in the area his urn washed ashore and with the local customs his "Husk" was regenerated and converted into a Bong of Biblical proportions.

We most likely will never see Poor Dr. Weems again.

Goodbye to an old friend

With the help of three local Shamans we were able to lay Dr. Weems to rest today and have his ashes placed into what one might call fitting. As instructed we are going to send his remains to a contact in Calcutta where he is to be set adrift in the Ganges river AND if according to plan rise from the dead making this what we believe to be the 4th time.

I have scheduled a meeting for Monday morning with my Think Tank group (Jotka pyydän idiootteja) a high end and expensive super group from North Sweden.

We plan to go over my next move in my pursuit of the mastery of Super Science and sorcery!